Shree SS - Heaven's Mistake Chapter 2

Shree close his eyes and start chanting hanuman chalisa

Chotu : ye shree kya kr rha hai…hum atma hai bhoot nhi jo hanuman chalisa padhne se bhag jayenge…..

Liza : ye aise nhi manega…..

Aisha : ise bhi apne mann ki kar lene do…….

Shree jaise hi hanuman chalisa khatam karke aankh kholta k dekhta hai to use koi bhi atma nazar nhi aati

Shree in a relax tone : bach gya……

Tabhi shree ko apne piche se awaz sunai deti hai….

Aisha : kis se???????

Shree palat kr dekhta hai to charo ki atamaye uske piche khadi hai….aur charo smile kr rhe hai…shree aur darr jata hai…..wo dar k mare apne ghar ko lock kiye bina hi bahar nikal jata hai

Liza : ye to hume dekh kr darr rha hai…..ye kaise help krega hamari

Aisha : ab dare ya naa dare….ise hamari help krni hi hogi….hume ise har haal me manana hoga…..

shree jahaan bhi jata hai charo ki atamyain uske piche piche….shree se pehle pahuch kr atamayein shree ka rasta rokti hai…to dar k shree dusra rasta pakad leta hai….in sab chakkero me shree ek basti se gujrate huye ek mote tagde bande se takra jata hai…..uss bande ki body chotu ki body ki copy hi hogi wo shree ko uski shirt se pakad leta hai

Person : ae kya be….dekh k nhi chal skta

Shree : sorry sorry….galti ho gyi…..shree khud ko uss  se chudane ki koshish krta hai…….

Person : kahaan bhag k jaa rha hai…..koi kand kiya kya tu?????

Ab tak charo ki atamyein bhi aa chuki hai….wo shree ko iss bande k sath dekh kr shocked hai…

Shree : wo…..wo…..wo mera picha kr rhe hai……charo ki taraf ishara krte huye…wo banda dekhta hai pr use koi nazar nhi aata…

Person : tu mere ko pagal samjha kya????? tere piche to koi nhi hai…..

Shree :  dekho naa…wo charo tumhari aankhon k saamne khade hai…..

Liza to shree : shree hum charo tumhare alwa kisi ko nazar nhi aayenge………..

Person to shree : yeda ban k peda khana chahta hai….chal tere pass jitna bhi maal hai sab nikal….wo banda knife nikal leta hai…….

Shree shockingly : ae chodo mujhe….mujhse tumhe kuch nhi milega….main kehta hu jaane do mujhe

Person : chup chap apna sara saaman de de mujhe…..warna tujhe mar kr le lunga…….

Shree : tum jante nhi ho main kaun hu

Person : jan naa chahta bhi nhi hu………

Ye sab charo ki atmayein dekhti hai

Sakshi : ye shree kya kr rha hai…aise to wo banda sachmuch shree pr attack kr dega…dekhne me hi ye banda khatarnak lg rha hai….

Liza : aur shree ko chot wot lg gyi to????? Ya shree marr gya to ????? fir hamari help kaun karega??????

Aisha : shubh shubh bole re……hume hi kuch karna hoga

Chotu : pr hum naa to kisi ko touch kr skte hai….naa hi kisi ko nazar aa skte hai….to aise me hum kya karenge……

Tabhi charo dekhte hai…k wo banda zabardasti shree ki pocket se uska saaman nikalne ki koshish kr rha hai…aur shree uss bande se khud ko chudane ki koshish kr rha hai

Person : chup chap saaman de de…wrna tujhe sach me mar dunga….aur wo banda shree k upper knife se war krne ko taiyar hi hota hai ye dekh kr chotu ko gussa aa jata hai….chotu bhul jata hai k wo ab atma hai…aur wo shree aur uss person k bich me jaa kr khada hota hai…but uss person ko chotu nazar nhi…wo person shree ko apni taraf khichta hai….kyunki chotu dono k bich me khada tha to chotu ki atma shree ki body me enter ho jati hai….ye dekh kr girls ki atma shock ho jati hai…..chotu ki atma ko body mil jati hai…to chotu uss bande ki pitai krna shuru krta hai…yahaan chotu ki atma shree ki body ki help se uss bande ko marr rhi hai…dusri taraf har 2 punch k baad

Shree to person : sorry bhai saheb….ye maine nhi kia….aur iske sath hi chotu ki atma shree ki body ki help se uss bande ko kuch aur punch jamati hai….shree again

Shree to person : bhai saheb aapko zyda zor k to nhi lgi…..thodi hi derr bad wo banda wahaan se bhag jata hai……teeno girls ki atama shree k pass aati hai…..tabhi unhe chotu ki awaz sunai deti hai

Chotu : ae mujhe nikalo re….shree ki body se…….yahaan kafi conjusted hai…ek body me ek hi atma rahe wo hi achcha hai….

Liza : jaise tu shree ki body me gya waise hi nikal……hume kya pta kaise nikalega

Aisha : haan chotu try to kar…..nikal jayega…..

Thodi si muskilo k baad chotu ki atma shree ki body se nikal jati hai….

Shree : tum log ye thik nhi kr rhe mere sath…….aur mote tu marr k bhi mujhe chain nhi lene dega…meri body me guss gya……

Chotu : agar main nhi ghusta to wo admi tera kachumar bana deta….

Shree : thank you uske liye….

Aisha : hume tumhara thank you nhi…tumhari help chahiye

Shree : main zinda logo ki help kr skta hu…tum log to marr gye ho…..to pls kisi aise k pass jao jo tumhari help kr ske…..aur main hath jod kr kehta hu mera picha chod do….main tum logo ki koi help nhi kar paunga….

Itna keh kr shree jaane lgta hai……aisha chotu ko ishara krti hai

Chotu : shree…agar tu nhi mana to …(shree chotu k pass ata hai…cut by shree)

Shree : tu mujhe dhamki de rha hai chotu…..kya karega tu

Liza : wo admi zyda dur nhi gya hoga…….chotu uski body me ghus kr teri pitai karega

Shree : wo to itna darr gya hai…k ab kabhi yahaan nazar nhi aayega

Aisha : koi baat nhi chotu kisi aur ki body me ghus kr tumhari dhulai karega…..

Shree : kiski???? Tabhi sab ko ek sharabi banda uss gali me enter hote huye nazar aata hai…..sab usko dekhte hai…….

Shree : tum….tum log ….mere sath….aisa nhi kr skte……..

Chotu : kya kare majburi hai……chotu uss admi k pass jata hai….aur uski body me enter hone ki koshish krta hai…but failed….ye dekh kr shree khush ho jata hai

Aisha : kya hua chotu……

Chotu : pta nhi….main iski body me enter ho hi nhi paa rha……

Tabhi charo ki atmao ko ek awaz sunai deti hai…ye awaz yamraj ki hai……

Voice : tum logo ki atmao ko kuch shaktiyaan to di gyi hai…pr un shaktiyon ki bhi ek limit hai….chotu ki atma 24 ghanto me  kisi bhi ek hi maanav k shareer me jaa skti hai….agle 24 ghanto tak chotu ki atma kisi aur shareer me pravesh(enter) nhi kar skti….kewal itna hai k agle 24 ghanto tak shree ki shareer me kitni bhi baar pravesh kr skti hai….

Liza : matlab ye hua…k ek baar chotu ki atma kisi ek ki body me enter huyi to agle 24 ghanto tak uske alwa kisi aur k shareer me enter nhi kr skti…..

Sakshi : oh le…kya fyda aisi shakti ka…..

[Note : shree ko yamraj ki awaz to nhi pr liza aur sakshi ki baatein to sunai di]

Shree : very good achcha hua…..ab mote kam se kam tu agle 24 ghanto tak to mujhe pareshan nhi kr skta…..tujhe mujhe pit ne k liye 24 ghanto ka intzaar krna padega….aur tab tak main kuch naa kuch kr lunga

Liza : ye sach me kuch naa kuch kr lega…ab kya kare

Aisha : shree itna over confidence achcha nhi hai…kya hua chotu kisi aur ki body me enter nhi ho skta to….pr tumhari body me to enter ho skta hai

Shree : maltab????????

Aisha : socho shree…tum kal subah rathore sir se ya arjun sir se milne jaate ho…..

Shree : pr meri rathore sir ya arjun sir se koi meeting fix nhi hai to main kyun jaunga

Sakshi : kyunki tumhari body me chotu ki atma hai…aur tum unhe surprise visit dete hai

Liza : aur uske baad tum rathore sir ya arjun sir k sath ajeeb sa behave krte ho…like unke important papers fad dete ho…ya unke upper chilate ho?????

Sakshi : pr shree ki body me chotu ki atma thi tab bhi shree khud hi bol rha tha…I mean shree wahi bol rha tha jo shree kehna chahta tha..to wo sameer ya arjun pr nhi chila payega….

Aisha : pr shree kr wo rha tha jo chotu karwana chah rha tha…agar shree rathore ya arjun pr hath utha de to…*wink* shree scared…..

Shree : tum log mere sath aisa nhi kr skte…….aur agar aisa kia to main unhe sab sach bta dunga

Aisha : aur tumhe lgta hai wo manenge….unhe lagega k tumhara dimag kharab ho gya hai…ya tum pagal ho gaye ho…..

Chotu : main tumhari body me enter hokar jo chahe kr skta hu…aur rathore sir aur arjun sir ko to yahi lagega k wo sab tum kr rhe ho…….kyunki hum log unhe nazar to aa nhi skte

Shree scared : tum log mere sath aisa nhi kr skte

Aisha : kya kare majburi hai…..karna padega…koi aur option nhi choda tumne hamare pass……

Liza : specky tumhare pass sirf 2 option hai ya to hamari help karo….ya fir ye sb krne k liye aur iske side effect jhelne k liye taiyar ho jao

Sakshi : karega chotu….but jab punishment ki bari aayegi to tumhe akele ko jhelna padega….

Shree : matlab main puri tarah fas gya hu….mere pass koi aur option nhi hai……tum logo ko nazar aane k liye aur koi nhi mila…mujhe hi nazar aa rhe ho

Aisha : kya kare hamari bhi majburi hai….humne tumhe choose kia…kyunki hum jante the tumhe to majbur kr skte hai help k liye…but arjun sir aur rathore sir ko to wo bhi nhi kr skte……

Shree with sad tone: chalo mere ghar chal k baat krte hai…aur Mujhe kya krna hoga?????

Sakshi : pta nhi…..

Shree : matlab??????

Aisha : hume btaya gya hai k kisi ek insan ki maut hamari zindagiyon ka maksad thi….aur by mistake hum uss bomb blast me mare gye…aur jab tak hamara maksad pura nhi hota…..hum dharti aur swarg k bich me fase rahenge

Shree : aur wo insan hai kaun????

Chotu : wo bhi nhi pta

Shree in irritated tone : to kis baat ki atma ho tum sab…jab tum logo ko kuch pta hi nhi hai….to main help kaise karuga…..aur kya karunga

sakshi : wo bhi hume khud hi pta krna hai….isliye tumhari help chahiye

Shree : naa hi main antaryami hu….aur naa hi parmatama….to main kaise btau????????

Aisha : hum charo ki kisi ek bande se koi special wali dushmani bhi nhi thi…..waise to ETF k chalte hamare dushmano ki kami nhi thi….pr hum sab ka koi ek fix dushman nhi tha….jiski maut ham charo ka maksad ho

Shree : to ab kaise pta chalega k tum logo ki atmao ko mukti kaise milegi……..